Nets and Heat Nickname Jerseys

The Brooklyn Nets take on the Miami Heat tonight but rather than having the last names on the back of the jersey, each player was told to choose a nickname. Below is the roster of nicknames for both squads.

BROOKLYN NETS

Andray Blatche: Dray Live
Andrei Kirilenko: Кириленко
Alan Anderson: Double
Brook Lopez: Brooklyn
Deron Williams: D-Will
Jason Terry: JET
Joe Johnson: JJ
Kevin Garnett: The Big Ticket
Mason Plumlee: Plums
Mirza Teletovic: MT3
Paul Pierce: Truth
Reggie Evans: Joker
Shaun Livingston: S Dot
Tornike Shengelia: Tokomotiv
Tyshawn Taylor: Tee_Y

MIAMI HEAT

Ray Allen: J. Shuttlesworth
Chris Andersen: Birdman
Joel Anthony: Doc
Shane Battier: Battle
Michael Beasley: B Easy
Chris Bosh: CB
Mario Chalmers: Rio
Norris Cole: Cole Train
Udonis Haslem: UD
LeBron James: King James
James Jones: JJ
Rashard Lewis: Sweet Lew
Roger Mason Jr.: MoneyMase
Greg Oden: G.O.
Dwyane Wade: D. Wade

In my opinion, the most disappointing nicknames are Teletovic's (why couldn't he do Fearza, or even better, Teletubbie?), Chris Bosh (CB? Really?), Udonis Haslem (The Heat squad needs to get more creative), Greg Oden (this is becoming a trend...) and James Jones (there's only JJ here sir).

The best ones, again in my opinion, are Kirilenko's, Evans', Shengelia's (TOKOMOTIV), Allen's and Michael Beasley's.

What do you think?

Here's a cool graphic done by ESPN.